thefreshprinceofbel-air:

Universal question ,

  • Teacher:Why did you not study?
  • Me:A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

drummercutie:

i couldnt stop laughing
and at 420

Okay guys, help me out here. You know these pictures on specific blogs? Well, I’m trying to make an image like this with the main idea in the middle in then like the blog name/url and number in the corners. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE THEM? Can you guys give me a website or program or tell me how pleaseeeee.
Who wants to be my pen pal?

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moronicmess:

It’s a shame that we ever grow up
bassandstatic:

right foot to red? can do :)
My Bucket List (You can keep adding)

directionerslovecarrots:

1. Do everything on my bucket list

2. Draw a mural

3. Be a successful marine biologist

4. Go on a camping trip with all of my friends

5. Own an apartment with each other

6. Spend time volunteering in Africa

7. Meet all my favourites celebrities

8. Explore the grand canyon

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how-did-it-all-happen:

underneath-stormy-skies:


What scares you?

I agree. 

yeahh

e-a-r-t-h-s-h-i-n-e:

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